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A Dirty Pussy Ditty – It Is Better If You Sing It<\/em> (September 25, 2020)<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n
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Photo by Shomitro Kumar Ghosh on Unsplash<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n
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You can sing this verselet like the song, My Favorite Things, sang by Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Sap drops on noses and squirts on some faces,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Crap-coloured tresses and loosely hooked braces,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skin-fabric outfits supported with strings,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

These are a few of my favourite things.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gals in clear getups with red golden claspers,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Long pricks that pile up in hallways and dumpsters,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sucking parched lips that eat pussy in swigs,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

These are a few of my favourite things.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Double-crossed asses and ironed-out panties,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anus and pussy and pee-covered Dantes,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sweet pussies parting with sap on their rings,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

These are a few of my favourite things.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the breast swings,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the hand brings,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I cannot sling,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I simply remember these favourite things<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I always cling.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Do You Feel Me Making Love to You (January 2, 2021)<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n
\"Do
Photo by Wellcome Collection via Wikimedia Commons<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n

Do you see the blue roses
Do you smell me in them
Do you hear my voice in your head
Do you taste the space between us
Do you touch its remoteness
Do you feel me making love to you<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of course, I do, my love
I feel it from the start
I\u2019m in love with you<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My heart could have stopped
I felt too much blood rushing
Unable to breathe anymore
My oxygen was running out
My words were slowing down
It was hurting me inside<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You felt love, my love
Filling your heart
Making you even more in love<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

More in love is torture
I just want the right amount
You have to hurt me somehow
Purge some of the love
You could become my life
In spirit, of course
Only time will tell for real<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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